Love and peace should be maintained on Valentine's Day; Wife signs new 'life contract' with husband

On Valentine's Day, a couple signed an agreement to maintain mutual love and peace. This unique contract was shared on an X page named "Khar Ke Kalesh." The agreement was drafted on stamp paper.

The husband, in his post, mentioned that no one had ever told him that marriage would be this complicated. He stated that after two years of marriage, his wife requested him to sign this agreement.

So, what is the agreement about?
The key clauses of the agreement are as follows:

To avoid frequent arguments on Valentine's Day and to revive the lost romance in their marriage—mainly due to Party 1’s obsession with trading—both parties, Shubham (Party 1) and Anaya (Party 2), have mutually established certain household rules.

If either party fails to adhere to these rules, the responsible person must compensate by doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning the toilet, and grocery shopping for three months.

The specific obligations for each party are outlined below:

Obligations of Party 1 (Shubham):
Discuss only family matters at the dining table; trading discussions are strictly prohibited.
Maintain cleanliness in the bedroom and refrain from talking about capital gains/losses during private moments.
Stop calling Anaya by names like "My BeautiCoin" or "My CryptoPie."
Avoid using trading apps like CoinDCX and refrain from watching cryptocurrency research videos on YouTube after 9 PM.
Obligations of Party 2 (Anaya):
Stop complaining about Shubham to her mother.
Avoid bringing up Shubham’s ex-partner during arguments.
Exercise self-control when ordering expensive skincare products.
Stop ordering food late at night.